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Hannah, Nearly Fifteen, welcome to my blog I guess :3



Oh my God they make my heart melt every fucking time.

boys in fights: I hate you, man, fuck you.
girls in fights: Your eyes are uneven and you're fat and you're an attention whore and you're dumb and I bet the only reason you have good grades is because you sleep with your teachers. Also, I had sex with your boyfriend. And also I deleted you off facebook and unfollowed you and I hope you live alone for the rest of your life and even your cats run away from you. PS your mom is sleeping with her yoga teacher. Bye, cunt.

His pointer finger circled my puckered love cave. “Are you ready for this?” he mewled, smirking at me like a mother hamster about to eat her three-legged young.

50 Shades of Grey


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Does anyone ever just



I stole this kid’s neopets account and when I checked my email I find this


have u ever wondered what a dolphin penis looked like


now u know

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